It's Salmon, Not Pink.

You know when you're having one of those days when you just want to wear the biggest but cutest most fabuloustest TENT ever cuz you're having one of those days?

Well, let me tell you ladies, I've tried and tent's are really hard to pull off, so instead, I turned to hubby's closet.

There, I found the most fabulous salmon (not pink!) button down dress shirt. 

'Tis the perfect solution to feeling cute while hiding what should be hidden!

With bloatage on top, I felt that it was only fair that I paired the salmon tent with some oh so cute pin stripped dark gray shorty shorts so as not to be too boring, darlings. 

Thank goodness legs don't bloat! 

Hat, H&M
Sunglasses, Liz Clairborne
Shirt, borrowed from Hubby
Shorts, H&M
Shoes, H&M