Here We Are Now, Entertain Us.

So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I didn't want to just fall out of bed, put on some baggy pants, take my greasy hair -ew- and cover it up with a backwards cap and wait for the guys to swoon.

Still wanting to express my 90's teenage angst, rebellion, grungeyness and general bad attitude but with a healthy dose of modernism and a touch of femininity, I managed to break out the baggy t-shirt sweater, put on some dope stripes, layer on the favorite lace blazer, mess up the 'do, and add war paint.

The ultimate 'I don't give a !@)#, but yeah I really do' look.

Wait a second, were the grungers the hipsters of that era?

Whoa.

Like, whoa.

I just blew my mind.

Where were you feeling/wearing/watching/listening to in the early 90's?

Part Grunge.

Part Dork.

It is what it is.

I am who I am.

Sunglasses, F21
Neckalce, Erica Bowman
Blazer, Modcloth,
Top, ?
Dress/Skirt, F21
Shoes, H&M

Block This, Biyatch.

I'm so ready to hit the beaches, biyatches!

With my Long Island vacation round the corner, I was inspired by the colors of the vast ocean that I'll soon be viewing, swimming, and frolicking in.  A little royal blue, tid bit o' sea green, and a dash of turquoise complete this I wish I were on vacation attire. 

Extra points for my mother pearl bracelet - oh yeah! 

Don't you love that I so freely give myself extra points?!

Bewbies.
Obviously, this shot was taken by a man, baby!

Sunnies, Liz Clairborne

Top - ?

Skirt - ?

Shoes - Ambiance

Necklace - from my Mom

Bracelets - from Carmel, CA

Long Royal Blue Makeshift Skirt + Striped Blue and White Top

All these clothes, but nothing to wear. Oh the dilemma of being a gal! We have it hard, don't we ladies?! 

Part of having nothing to wear is simply the lack of creative juices flowin'. Jump start that !@#()* and find a way to be inspired! From the smell of rosemary, to the pretty flower you plucked from your neighbors yard, to the visually delicious Mad Men, to the bright bold colors of the food you're preparing for dinner, to the flavors of your favorite lollipop, to the sounds of the wind and rain outside your bedroom window, to the architecture of the building you work in, to the other fabulous bloggers on this lil planet we call Earf.  It can quite literally come from anywhere, anyone, at any time - open yer purty lil peepers ladies, 'cuz it's out there! 

Luckily, my inspiration for today's look was straight up obvious (phew!) so I didn't have to decode the meaning of life when I stumbled across this. Plain, simple and with a BANG!

Bang, bang, bang.

Bang.

bang, bang...

BANNNNGGGERRRSSS!

(oh, you thought I was done, did ya?!)

Bang.

(okay, last one, I promise.)

Bang diddly bang, bang. Bang bang!

Caught mid-hair whipping. God, I'm cool. 

Cha-cha-cha, Cha Cha!
Hmmm, I think that's supposed to be the other way around. Let's
try that one again. 
Cha, cha, cha-cha-cha.
There we go!

See how those stripes broaden the shoulders? Make sure to wear a similar top to your
next football tryout. Guaranteed to help you make the team!

Any bats in the cave?

La cheaveux fixage.

My two lil' stinkers.

And saving the best for last: 

The Mon(k)ey Shot!

Striped Top, H&M (Is it just me, or do I wear this top at least once a week?!)
Long Royal Blue Makeshift Skirt, F21
Shoes, Payless (that's right, Payless bitches!)