I've been inundated with tons of questions about what to wear to your annual pap.
As in pap smear, not pap(arazzi).
Ha - You wish I was talkin bout the other pap!
But really, more like, I wish I was talkin' 'bout the other pap.
Well, here ye, here ye!
This is one of my fave pap ready, easy access, bold dresses:
|Access to the neckage.|
|Keepin' the part, parted.|
Wait, which part parted? Wait, what are YOU thinkin'?!
|Rump shakin excitement! Can't wait to get my pap!|
|Starting to feel AWKWARD.|
|Don't forget to shave-ah da armpitah for the breasticles examinations.|
My sincerest apologies to Nurse Jennifer.
Sunglasses, Liz Clairborne
Belt, Banana Republic