Tonight I went out to celebrate one of my amazing, gorgeous, sweet cray cray friend, Dirty D's 30th birthday. I was feeling a little rundown, tired, and just BLAH. But it had been so long since we truly hung out and I was really excited about having dinner with her, just the two of us. I honestly can't remember the last time we did that - perhaps over two years ago? My goodness, how time just flies like a butterfly on speed! So anyhoo, I decided to suck it up and make it happen.
But first, a disguise!
Whenever I don't feel my best, I try to look a little snazzy, thus the SPARKLE, SPARKLE.
Sparkles instantly make me feel better 60% of the time, every time.
From the maker of the number one hits:
Skinny Little Bitch
That Sexy Man
and When You Breathe
comes the all new song
(Sang to the tune of the kids classic, The Diarrhea Song)
When you're feelin kinda crappy
But gotta go out instead of nappy
If you ate too much grub
and you got some extra lub (handles)
When there's a party party
But you feel more like farty fart
Top, from Southampton
Necklaces, from everywhere!