Now that I'm on the path of habitually waxing da armfeets (that'd be pronounced armpit in the English homies), I gather up all my willpower to not shave between appointments or else my waxing lady will yell at me in Portuguese (she's from Brazil!). And as sexy as it is to be yelled at in a foreign language, she's got full control of the ooozing hot wax that goes on my poor tortured but fuzz free bod.
So, what do you do when you've got a cute spaghetti strap dress you're dying to wear but da feets (short for armfeet) bears resemblance to the lush Amazionan jungle?
We Hot Pink Cardigan It!
Hot Pink Cardigan, a gift from Mom
Turquoise Necklace, a gift from Mom